seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
A Discoverer as Elusive as His Particle
“Dr. Higgs said he had adjusted, sort of, to his Nobel celebrity.
“I’ve learned to just say no,” he said of people stopping him on the street and asking for a photo.”
It came upon me today that of the many myriad possibilities this existence is fraught with, one that I never possibly took into account was the sudden and unexpected return of “My anaconda don’t—-” as a phrase in common usage. It’s like “Whoa, who dialed shit back to 1991?” Sir Mix-A-Lot’s immortality is practically assured now.
I have to write a “Mini-Märchen” for German class. A “Märchen” is like a morality fable; ours has to be 5-6 sentences long and have a moral to the story as a lesson. I’m going to figure out a way to insert the sentence “Drink thy blood, that will quench thy thirst!” into it somehow.
Speaking of German, that’s actually turned into my favorite class this semester, followed closely by Chemistry lab. The rest of it is shit I wish I didn’t even have to take much less sit through. The longer I exist here, the stronger the impression that I’m having my time wasted becomes.
In other news, I just purchased a Danish war axe. I cannot wait to explain this during the next dorm “inspection”. Halloween will be exceptional this year.